I can hold a rack, I just don't want to be on the rack. I can't do anything from here...I can't support, I can't lift, I can't separate, I can't bring it! I'm a hot red 42H looking for a life partner to share my cups with.
I am built like a Corvette, with a structure to die for but no "wearer" to go. How can I shine the spotlight on me and get off this forsaken rack?
Sincerely,
Can't-wait-to-get-off-the-rack
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Dear Can't-wait-to-get-off-the-rack
Boo. We've all been through that...on the rack, waiting for that special someone to give us a lift and take us home. There is no best-kept secret for being chosen, but our best shot is during the fitting when we can remind our wearer:
1. A little color goes a long way. Red looks hotter under a white t-shirt than white. (So two points for you). Lace is another plus. All wearers want to feel sexy even if only a select few can see it. Heehee
2. Pretty is nothing without support. Check out my seams, my structure, my reinforced straps, my v-center front. I will give you all the loving you will ever need, just pick me up for love's sakes!
Just hang on tight (just not too tight) and your special someone will find you.
Sincerely,
Eli
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