Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Dear Eli, I'm a rollercoaster, help!


I am riding up and moving around but I'm not supposed to. She's only worn me a couple of times and she doesn't look too happy with me. Sniff. I really want to give her as much support as she needs (especially after she broke her heel coming home from work), but she just won't listen! I tried dropping my strap off her shoulder, inching up her back, uncovering part of her chest, but nothing, she can't pick up my hints, she just gets angry and takes me off. The floor is really not my favorite spot.

Any ideas?
Sincerely, Jiver
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Dear Jiver,

Just reading your note made me sea sick! Most women don't know what a bra should ACTUALLY be doing, and that's to stay still, supporting everything it can, including the chest and back. You seem to be giving all the right signals, but perhaps these tips will help her out a little more:
1. Adjust my straps so she can fit two fingers through
2. If I'm riding up, tighten me up
3. Lean forward and give me a shake to fit in your ladies the way they're supposed to

She'll feel so much better if she gets around to these. Check back in soon to let us know how the chat turned out!

Good luck,
Eli

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