I feel dehydrated, hot, and bit feverish. I'm about to topple over. Oh! I'm achy...Why oh why does my wearer stick me in the damn dryer?? It even takes longer than washing me by hand (with yummy smelling body wash) but she insists on dumping me in with her sweatpants. She is literally beating me up, and doesn't realize that if she keep it up I won't be able to support her anymore. I know I seem tough and sturdy but that only works if you follow my care instructions.
Please help!
Melting away
Dear Melting Away,
Oh poor you! Yes, it is awful to spin round and round without any fun lights or music...while becoming parched. Here are a couple tips to share with your wearer to avoid the dryer forever more.
1. I'm so easy to wash by hand! Just take me into the shower with you, sud me up with your own bath wash, and hang me to dry. Tada! I'll be dry and ready in a day.
2. The more I dry out, the less supportive I will be. I really want to last a good few months, but you won't like me anymore after a couple of spins. Help me, help you.
These are tried and tested...hope they work for you too!
Eli
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